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week 1, monday

[bows]

[ hello they are on the ferris wheel together and it just got stuck ]

[dulled]

[why can't this ferris wheel dramatically roll off the platform and crush them... tch.

anyway, asa is tiredly glancing over the side of their gondola. this is going to take a while.]

... Seriously? Just like that?

[bows]

What a bad sign...

[ she makes a tsk, tsk noise, and then also peers down. ]

Do they even have workers here?

[dulled]

Not that I've seen. It's just us and those robots around here.

[and the moles, but the moles are just minding their own business and being cute.]

[bows]

Do you think the robots can fix this?

[ squints down. are there any around.

there aren't. ]

week one, friday.

[dulled]

[she's staring at the notice posted on the conference room door, like. ah.

but also:]

... Wait, do we even have a suspect?

[bows]

None that I know of. Unless they don't want to reveal that so early...? Maybe they're worried whoever it is might try to hide.

[dulled]

But if they haven't already arrested them, they could just... not go.

[dulled]

They have to. We're totally screwed if they don't.

[bows]

We can always find out how good of a climber we are.

[ no

or yes? ]

[bows]

Mm, and go into hiding.

But I guess that's one way to also admit guilt, and there's only so many places here.

[dulled]

[... she sighs.]

And only so many people left, too.

[dulled]

No way. I'd definitely fall and die.

[bows]

... our numbers are dwindling pretty quickly.

[ much more quickly than you would expect on a VACATION!!! never trust anything free. ]

Even if the others were freak accidents, that's still a lot in a short time.

[bows]

[ she glances at her, like she is trying to gauge her arm strength... ]

Let's just sit and wait then.

[dulled]

I don't know if we can even keep calling the others freak accidents. It feels like this whole stupid city was made to be a death trap.

week 1, saturday

[bows]

[ gazes

okay well. a little after trial ended, virtuosa will walk over to her when she sees her. ]

Do you need anything?

[dulled]

[tiredly. flatly.]

A time machine to slap myself in the face when I decided to come here?

[bows]

... well.

Anything else?

[dulled]

[... a sigh.]

Then... not really.

[bows]

What do you think of what she said at the end?

[bows]

That's true.

If this was a proper place, it definitely would have been shut down by now. Or at the very least, under investigation.