[ leashed by mushroom!!! except for the part where he's a small mushroom, so soon he finds himself being pulled up because she's floating. no!!! he's kicking his feet wildly to try and stay on the ground. ]

Forever is definitely off the table! [ how is anyone supposed to take him seriously like this? ] I haven't either. Just the moles and sometimes cheese...? But they don't seem too bothered by that.