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[bows]

another purple guy

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[bows]

[ JUST THE THREE OF THEM IN THIS LITTLE BOAT

... ]

You'd think these would be larger.

[glodell]

Not built to accommodate a third, obviously.

[ ...

and they just sit here. ]

Where's the gondolier?

[ surely they're not supposed to just row this thing themselves??? ]

[bows]

[ ...

she looks around. under the seat? hm. ]

Is it us?

[glodell]

Seriously?

[ also looks around. what the hell, they have robots and mole people doing all this other shit, but they have to row their own boats??? ]

Ugh.

[ PICKS UP A FUCKING OAR, I GUESS ]

[bows]

Perhaps all of the funding went into the fireworks?

[ or like

the trains that don't fucking stop. ]

[glodell]

[ the murder fireworks... ]

This place needs to straighten out its damn priorities.

[ ROWS ANGRILY... he is a skinny wimp and is not good at this, but at least pretending he's smacking his enemies' faces with this oar is giving him the strength to get the boat moving down the canal. ]

[bows]

[ he is so good. how many oars do gondolas have is it usually just one?? anyway. ]

I have the impression that there won't be a survey for us to file our complaints.

[ given there is no real staff. ]